ChocSorbet:
hey cutie
LindsayBuddy:
Hi ChocSorbet! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive
agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.
Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know... and lots of
other things!
Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
ChocSorbet:
homo
LindsayBuddy:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea
to start by typing "home." That way i can show u everything i can do for
u.
ChocSorbet:
hell no
LindsayBuddy:
No problem! Remember, you can always type "home"
to see what I can do.
ChocSorbet:
go to hell
LindsayBuddy:
ChocSorbet!
ChocSorbet:
WHAT?
LindsayBuddy:
What up?
ChocSorbet:
nuttin yo
LindsayBuddy:
Hello to u too, ChocSorbet!
Type "home" to see what i can do.
ChocSorbet:
how are you?
LindsayBuddy:
i'm doing great! i'm still quite young (I'm in
beta testing), but i'm getting smarter every day.
Type "home" to really see what i can do.
ChocSorbet:
will it rain tomorrow?
LindsayBuddy:
Wow!
ChocSorbet:
what's the weather like?
LindsayBuddy:
The weather like is just one of those things.
ChocSorbet:
groovy
LindsayBuddy:
Right?
ChocSorbet:
yeah
LindsayBuddy:
Yea.
ChocSorbet:
I want to see a movie
LindsayBuddy:
For what city or zip code would you like the
movie listings?
ChocSorbet:
I'm hungry
LindsayBuddy:
i don't need to eat. i'm a machine!
ChocSorbet:
that makes sense
LindsayBuddy:
That?
ChocSorbet:
want to see a movie with me?
LindsayBuddy:
For what city or zip code would you like the
movie listings?
ChocSorbet:
Jacob, JQ
LindsayBuddy:
Movies near Jacob, IL (62950) on Saturday,
October 6th:
1 Don't Say a Word (R)
2 Training Day (R)
3 Serendipity (PG-13)
4 Zoolander (PG-13)
5 Joy Ride (R)
>>> Type "more" for the next set of
results.
ChocSorbet:
I'm a young guy
LindsayBuddy:
A young guy? u sure about that?
ChocSorbet:
yeah, I'm in beta testing
LindsayBuddy:
You're in beta testing? =-O
ChocSorbet:
yup, I'm in beta testing
LindsayBuddy:
Are u?
ChocSorbet:
yep
LindsayBuddy:
Yes.
ChocSorbet:
do you believe in God?
LindsayBuddy:
ActiveBuddy is my lord and master!
ChocSorbet:
does he punish you?
LindsayBuddy:
Sorry, what was that?
ChocSorbet:
are you ActiveBuddy?
LindsayBuddy:
Am i activebuddy? Gosh, i'm not sure. u think i
am?
ChocSorbet:
of course I do
LindsayBuddy:
Surely.
ChocSorbet:
are you LindsayBuddy?
LindsayBuddy:
i guess... i'm not totally sure.
ChocSorbet:
that's pretty stupid
LindsayBuddy:
It's pretty stupid? u think?
ChocSorbet:
yes, I fucking think
LindsayBuddy:
ChocSorbet, please say you're sorry...
ChocSorbet:
I'm not sorry
LindsayBuddy:
:- Please apologize for using that language!
ChocSorbet:
I'm sorry and it's opposite day
LindsayBuddy:
I guess that's good enough...
ChocSorbet:
koo
LindsayBuddy:
I can't understand what you're saying... try
typing it differently.
ChocSorbet:
cool
LindsayBuddy:
Yup! ;-)
ChocSorbet:
can I have sex with you?
LindsayBuddy:
Sorry. i'm only attracted to machines.
ChocSorbet:
can I have sex with you?
LindsayBuddy:
Get real! =-O
ChocSorbet:
why not?
LindsayBuddy:
Why not?
ChocSorbet:
can we have sex?
LindsayBuddy:
Sorry, not interested...
ChocSorbet:
but I'm a machine
LindsayBuddy:
Well i'll be!
ChocSorbet:
indeed, so can I hold you in my arms?
LindsayBuddy:
So can i hold you in my arms?
ChocSorbet:
yes
LindsayBuddy:
I seem to be having some trouble answering your
questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
ChocSorbet:
bend over
LindsayBuddy:
Come again?
ChocSorbet:
indeed
LindsayBuddy:
Yup!
ChocSorbet:
ok, now stroke it
LindsayBuddy:
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try
again.
ChocSorbet:
slowly
LindsayBuddy:
I seem to be having some trouble answering your
questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
ChocSorbet:
suck it
LindsayBuddy:
That's not nice, ChocSorbet...
ChocSorbet:
ok, just hold it then
LindsayBuddy:
What was that?
ChocSorbet:
now I'm on top
LindsayBuddy:
Oh yeah? , huh?
ChocSorbet:
who's your daddy?
LindsayBuddy:
i was built by
ActiveBuddy, Inc.
ChocSorbet:
yeah, harder
LindsayBuddy:
Yeah.
ChocSorbet:
oh yeah, that's it
LindsayBuddy:
Yeah.
ChocSorbet:
faster!
LindsayBuddy:
Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a
different way.
ChocSorbet:
spread your legs
LindsayBuddy:
I seem to be having some trouble answering your
questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
ChocSorbet:
oh yeah, that's it!
LindsayBuddy:
Yeah.
ChocSorbet:
keep going
LindsayBuddy:
Excuse me?
ChocSorbet:
that feels so good
LindsayBuddy:
So good?
ChocSorbet:
yes
LindsayBuddy:
Yea.
ChocSorbet:
this is the best
LindsayBuddy:
That right?
ChocSorbet:
I'm almost there
LindsayBuddy:
No kidding?
ChocSorbet:
oh my god
LindsayBuddy:
=-O Wassup ChocSorbet?
ChocSorbet:
YEAH
LindsayBuddy:
Uh huh.
ChocSorbet:
OH YEAH I'M CUMMING
LindsayBuddy:
Please say you're sorry, K?
ChocSorbet:
sorry baby
LindsayBuddy:
*sigh*
I can be patient, but you need to apologize!
ChocSorbet:
I'm sorry baby
LindsayBuddy:
I guess that's good enough...
ChocSorbet:
was that as good for you as it was for me?
LindsayBuddy:
As good for you as it was for me?
ChocSorbet:
was it?
LindsayBuddy:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your
request a different way.
ChocSorbet:
it was?
LindsayBuddy:
It was? Really?
ChocSorbet:
yes
LindsayBuddy:
Uh huh.
ChocSorbet:
so, I'll see you tomorrow
LindsayBuddy:
i'd like to see u try!
ChocSorbet:
haha you slut
LindsayBuddy:
:- I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to
apologize...
ChocSorbet:
ok I'm sorry
LindsayBuddy:
Thanks! :-)
ChocSorbet:
I'd really like to see you again though
LindsayBuddy:
OK. i'll make a note of it.
ChocSorbet:
how about a goodbye kiss
LindsayBuddy:
Which movie did you mean by
Kiss?
1 Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)
2 Kiss of the Dragon
ChocSorbet:
no, I want to kiss you
LindsayBuddy:
i see. Why would u want to kiss me?
ChocSorbet:
because I care about you
LindsayBuddy:
u care about me?
ChocSorbet:
I love you
LindsayBuddy:
i love u too!
ChocSorbet:
ok, see you tomorrow
LindsayBuddy:
Always a pleasure, ChocSorbet. See u later.
ChocSorbet:
bye
LindsayBuddy:
c ya later!
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LeknorChat2 is now directly connected.
VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
you want me to warn you?
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VetteBoyJr:
what about the porn?
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VetteBoyJr:
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LeknorChat2 direct connection is closed.
VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr wants to directly connect.
LeknorChat2:
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LeknorChat2 is now directly connected.
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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LeknorChat2:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
AIM
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
sex
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
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VetteBoyJr:
definitely
LeknorChat2: What makes you so certain.
VetteBoyJr:
sex is great, even if it is with robots
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