October 9, 2001
ChocSorbet: free
lesbian porn site?
ChocSorbet: http://www.xxxmaturepics.com/galleries/hungallery1.html
ChocSorbet: I’m
doing you a favor
ImNotJacob: No,
you’re not. I have more than enough lesbian porn, and you have no permission to
IM me out of the blue with stuff like that
ChocSorbet: I
don’t need permission to IM anyone, that’s part of why it’s an
“instant” message
ImNotJacob: Then
consider yourself blocked until you reevaluate that philosophy
ImNotJacob signed off at 10:46:17 PM.
October 24, 2001
ChocSorbet: send me a good lesbian porno
ImNotJacob: busy
ChocSorbet: please
ImNotJacob: nope, now you’re getting blocked. You still haven’t reevaluated your philosophy
ImNotJacob signed off at 12:31:54 PM.
November 15, 2001
ImNotJacob:
I certainly hope that prank phone call last night wasn’t you
ChocSorbet:
no
ImNotJacob:
“Have
you inspected your pussy lately?”
ImNotJacob: that was
the contents
ChocSorbet:
that sounds like something I’d say
ImNotJacob: exactly
ImNotJacob:
which is why you were blocked earlier today
ChocSorbet: I didn’t
notice
ChocSorbet:
did you respond?
ImNotJacob:
no
ChocSorbet:
because you don’t have a pussy or because if you did, you wouldn’t
inspect it?
ImNotJacob: because I
wasn’t going to dignify it with a response
Todd with Jacob the robot.